#OK NOW LOOK AT HER FACE #THE WAY SHE SMILES #THAT’S THE SMILE OF A WOMAN WHO’S HAPPY BECAUSE HER TALENT HAS FINALLY BEEN RECOGNISED #A WOMAN WHO’S TIRED OF BEING PRAISED ONLY FOR HER PHYSICAL APPEARANCE #THANK YOU JOE #SERIOUSLY #THE WORLD NEEDS MORE MEN LIKE YOU
You can see her relax the exact moment she realises he’s not going to add “for a woman.”
No, this is why women survive longer than men.
this hurt to look at
actually it’s true. in sociology we learn about the fact that men participate in more risky behavior to prove masculinity and this is a way the patriarchy hurts men and pat of the reason the life expectancy is longer for women
only on tumblr would over 535,000 people be fascinated by a table. This is why I love you guys.
If this doesn’t fascinate you then idk wtf is wrong with you. Look at this dope as table. The design and mechanics behind it are flawless.
i don’t even need context thank you weather channel
The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!
person annoying you?
refill their bladder
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)